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- Widescreen 2.35:1
- 16:9 Enhanced
- Dual Layer (RSDL )
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- English: Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround
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English, Hebrew, Czech, Polish, Hungarian, Portuguese, English - Hearing Impaired, Turkish, Icelandic, Croatian, Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish |
Extras |
- 3 Deleted scenes - with/without Comm.
- 2 Theatrical trailer
- Audio commentary - Dir. Gil Junger
- 5 Featurette - Martin on Moviemaking; A Timeless Friendship; Pratfalls and Parapets; Construction; Choreography
- 2 Storyboards - Storyboard to Scene Comparison
- Outtakes
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Black Knight |
20th Century Fox/20th Century Fox Home Entertainment .
R4 . COLOR . 91 mins .
M15+ . PAL |
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Here is an outline of the story: Jamal Walker (Martin Lawrence) is a worker (idiot) at a medieval fun park (Medieval World). He spots a medallion (necklace) in the water (H2O) while cleaning junk out of the moat (rhymes with goat), and when trying to retrieve it he is sucked under and transported to ancient times of castles, knights and fair maidens (the leftover set from First Knight). Stuff happens (who cares?) and he discovers that the evil King (actor with beard) has overthrown the rightful Queen (actor without beard), and so he becomes a reluctant part of the rebellion trying to restore her back to power (ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz...) Here are some thoughts from my viewing of this... ahem... film:
They actually made this film?
This guy is sooooo not funny.
Really not funny.
Stupid story, maybe should have called it Shit Knight or A Connecticut Idiot in King Arthur’s Court.
Did the guy who gave this film the go-ahead know he was about to be fired or something?
Does Martin Lawrence think he’s funny? He’s not funny once throughout the film. You can tell he thinks he’s funny, because he doesn’t shut up, and says stuff like “Oh shit” and pulls faces a lot.
The director must be an idiot moron dipshit, because he thinks Lawrence is funny. He even says in his commentary that every cell in Lawrence’s body is funny. Every cell in Lawrence’s body is stupid, and every cell in the director's body is talentless.
Who wrote this script? Lawrence and a retarded chicken?
Then again, what script?
This makes Pluto Nash look like the greatest movie ever made.
Where’s this film going? There better be a point to all this.
Nope, there’s no point to this.
Unless the point is that they should never let Lawrence make another film.
That’s a good point.
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...and naturally, a pile of shit of a film gets a beauty of a transfer, but then again DVD technology is so good, and most of the people creating them so competent, that 99% of DVDs are pretty much guaranteed to be spot on and hard to fault. In fact, I want the whole industry to take a bow! Go on, get up, take a bow and pat yourselves on the backs for the great job your doing. I know we can be hard on you all sometimes. I know it’s you who has to spend the money getting things done, not us, so how about we all forgive and forget and just try to get along? Huh? Whaddya say? Anyway, this one has a ratio of 2.35:1, and it has that nerdy thing called “16:9 enhancement”. Yes, it's nerdy, but you need it. You don't know what it is or what it does, but if a website says you need it, then you really do. But it’s all wasted on Black Knight, because there isn’t anything really worthy of having wasted a few hundred thousand feet of film on, then having wasted a bit of plastic on afterwards. In fact, I’d question the decision to use 2.35:1 at all, rather than 1.85:1, which would have suited the style of the film much more. The choice of such a wide ratio can work against it at times, giving the feeling that it cuts off parts of the picture and framing things a little too tight vertically to be comfortable in a comedy. It has a filmy kind of look, not too sharp, not too soft, a basically flawless and clear print, so you don’t get distracted from the film by little black or white marks. Unfortunately, in this case, because I could have used some distracting from this deadly dull and unfunny film. Colours are nice, reasonably natural looking, and dropping overall to more placid hues inside the castle sets, other than when they want a particular colour to stand out by using the brightest shade of it available, such as Walker’s bright green top which looks positively radioactive compared to his surrounds in the medieval part of the picture.
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Filling the room a few times with an intensity that I found surprising, the Black Knight audio is better than expected, but not anything which saves your lack of enjoyment of the film. These better moments have a nice way of filling the front of the room and enveloping you from behind as well, immersing you in the scene quite fully, which can make you ponder how people can get any enjoyment from a modern film when listening through just their stereo television speakers. Other moments tend to collapse down to the typical centre bias, with ambient noise in the surrounds which improves within some scenes, such as the final battle. All of Lawrence’s stupid dialogue comes across loud and clear, as do all the spoken parts, balanced well within the output of the other channels. It’s just a shame that there’s nothing worth listening to here.
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In summary: Even though it’s only March, I’m still awarding Black Knight equal Worst Film Released on DVD for 2003, an honour it will share with Pluto Nash. However, unlike Pluto Nash, there are some extras which may interest people, and with a very good transfer boasting a quality picture and favourable audio, the actual DVD release is quite a good package and recommended highly to someone who was hit on the head very hard with a rock and liked the film. That person is not me.
LINK: http://www.dvd.net.au/review.cgi?review_id=2473
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And I quote... |
"Nice picture, nice sound, nice extras, utterly crap film." - Vince Carrozza |
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Review Equipment |
- DVD Player:
Sony DVP-525
- TV:
Sony 68cm
- Receiver:
Sony STR-DB1070
- Speakers:
Wharfedale s500
- Centre Speaker:
Polk Audio CS245
- Surrounds:
Wharfedale WH-2
- Subwoofer:
DB Dynamics TITAN
- Audio Cables:
Standard Optical
- Video Cables:
standard s-video
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