24 - Season Two
1 A title that even a breathalyser can display.
2 "Kim, I'm... behind you! Behind you!"
3 Kate Warner (Sarah Wynter) executes her first Shocked Expression for the season.
4 David Palmer (Dennis Haysbert) and assistant Lynne Kresge (Michelle Forbes) do what they do best - look very, very worried.
5 Seasoned 24 viewers will recognise the look on Kim Bauer's face. Uh-oh.
25th Hour
1 Interrogation in the 21st century: the entire ROOM is the light bulb.
2 "Just as well this is a widescreen film, or I'd be drinking alone..."
3 Monty makes sure he's not accidentally turned up at a Blue Light Disco.
4 Jacob, Naturelle and Frank prepare to farewell Monty.
5 Mary (Anna Paquin) has a moment of rare clarity.
8 Women
1 Sisters in arms.
A Bronx Tale
1 The mob bought their suits at a Roger David "Buy 1 Get 2 Free Sale"
2 "C'mere and gimme a kiss and I'll give ya a lovely cabbage."
A Cinderella Story
1 Tween fairytale
2 Talent challenged Hilary Duff
3 Cotton Candylicious menu
A Night At The Roxbury
1 Doug and Steve Butabi; In search of Zorro?
2 You want a piece of this? How about this?
Absolutely Fabulous - Series 5
1 Eddy Eddy Eddy!
2 In with anger, out with love!
3 Patsy darling, we found Serge.
Adaptation
1 This time for sure...
2 I'm seeing double - FOUR Nic Cages!
3 All I want for Christmas...
4 Birds do it, bees do it...
5 Coochie-coochie-coo!
AFL Collingwood - Wall to Wall
1 Into battle
2 The late and great Darren Milane.
3 Back to back Copeland Trophy winner Paul Licuria.
4 ROCCAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
5 Tha Magic Man - Peter Daicos.
AFL St. Kilda - Wall to Wall
1 You'll believe a man can fly.
2 When men were men, and shorts were very, very tight.
Alias - The Complete First Sea...
1 Sydney Bristow, expert at blending undetectably into the background. Usually.
2 A rarely-scene shot from the unreleased "Where's Sydney?" book.
Alien Quadrilogy dts
1 Deleted outtake
2 Original concept art
3 Spin off sequel: Aliens Vs Planet of the Apes
4 Spin off Special: A Very Alien Christmas
Alien vs. Predator dts
1 This is certainly not Disney on Ice.
2 Ice to see you.
3 Oh, that's nice and warm!!!
4 So many predators, so little time.
5 Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away
6 Graduation of snow mobile licensing at the RTA.
Aliens: CE
1 Unused Concept Art for Newt...
2 Unused Concept Art for the Aliens...
3 Unused Concept Art for the Alien Queen...
Ally McBeal - Season 1: Part 1
1 Shoot that poison arrow through my heart.
2 The face bra
3 Billy & Richard hard at work
4 She’s electrifying!
5 Waif, armed & dangerous.
Ally McBeal - Season 2: Part 1
1 He's Baaaaack
2 Sub-zero Ally
3 Ally McBeal, the incredible shrinking woman
4 I've fallen and I can't get up
5 The ultimate My Little Pony
6 Bobblehead Ally
Amazon Women on the Moon
1 Don gets down...
2 That guy on the left is a dick...
American Pie - CE
1 Three boys, the Internet and a hot babe onscreen.
2 Oz sings to Stifler - It's amazing what a woman can do to a guy.
3 "Like warm apple pie" - Oz.
4 Finch, not one to use public toilets, get's some laxative encouragement.
5 You can always rely on magazines to learn about the birds and the bees.
Anacondas - The Hunt For The B...
1 You sure this is sanitary?
2 Anacondas - Revenge of the crocodile hunter.
3 Are you sure you're wearing Lynx Africa.
4 Help, bee bit my wip, all swowwen.
5 Welcome to the jungle.
6 Getting ready to boogie.
Anatomie 2
1 The first cut is the deepest.
2 Building the perfect beast.
3 Heroin chic. Sid and Nancy.
4 Dr. Josef Mengele's love child.
5 I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.
6 Post mortem. Getting into the guts of the main menu.
Angel Heart
1 Muggers start young in the deep south.
2 "Are you staring at my nipples?"
3 Harry decided to pass on the gumbo.
Anger Management
1 Who does number two work for?
2 Ooh! What a big, fuzzy teddy bear!
3 Whaddya mean it was OUT?
4 One mother of a curling wand...
5 From New York mayor to just one of the crowd...
Arrested Development - Season ...
1 The cast of the best show on TV.
2 Jason Bateman
3 Happy Family. NOT!
4 Yoga is safer with a helmet!
5 '80s headbands are sooo back. Sorta!
6 Arrested Development Menu
Astro Boy Deluxe Collection Ti...
1 Dr Elefun and Astros sister Uran
2 Astro with Mum and Dad
3 Why we recycle Coca Cola cans.
4 Where would you be without your Bruton 33?
5 Time for some fisticuffs.
6 Everyone needs a shiny Atlas.
Austin Powers - SE
1 Frozen for 30 years, Austin Powers will return.
2 Well you shake it to the left...
3 Allow myself to introduce ... myself.
4 1 million dollars. whahahahahaha
5 The Fembots make their presence felt.
Baby Juice Express
1 and the odd one out is...
2 Did you just fill that? You wanker!
Bad Eggs
1 PHWOAR! Hornbag alert...
2 MMMmmm... beige.
3 The requisite fart joke...
4 And I thought my flat had high ceilings...
5 Shit. I'm stuck in a f*ckin' Homicide homage...
6 Playing the Mick Chick again. Oh joy.
Bad Santa
1 Quentin Tarantino presents, Bad Santa!
2 Midget boxing!
3 Santa on the edge of a crisis!
4 Mad Mike from Pimp My Ride
5 Lucky Jason Lee, of Mallrats, isn’t watching...
Ballistic - Ecks vs Sever
1 Can someone please tell me what this thing is and why it's in this film?
2 Well, you see doc, it kinda curves to the left, you know what I mean?
Basil Brush - Unleashed
1 I feel so trapped!
Battle Of The Planets - Collec...
1 The G-Force Team.
2 Transmute!
3 The mighty Phoenix arrives!
4 Zoltar plots his evil take-over.
5 Some of the wonderful Artwork.
Bean: The Movie
1 A face only a mother could love.
2 Please to meet you...
3 Greetings from the UK
Before Sunrise
1 Celine (Julie Delpy) on a life-changing train trip.
2 Jesse (Ethan Hawke) and Celine get to know each other on a Viennese tram.
3 Vienna obviously doesn't go for dark, dank alleyways...
4 Last-minute meditation.
Below
1 The opening titles - no expense spared.
2 Freshly rescued, Claire unleashes her patented Nicole Kidman Look.
3 "Above you! Above you!!"
4 Under attack, the only thing to do is.... hide!
5 Something red and spooky this way comes...
6 A watery grave... but for whom?
Berserk 2 - Immortal Soldier
1 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Beyond Borders
1 You ordered a banana sir?
2 Welcome to Dust-r-us.
3 My wips are fweezing.
4 Hurry up and take the photo. It's cold.
Big Fish: CE
1 Not the same Spectre as last time...
2 I hope he's not allergic...
3 Time stands still
4 Big Fish leaps off the screen with absolute richness - a taste of what's to come.
5 Pure Burton genius
Billy Connolly - Bites Yer Bum...
1 Please God, help me remember the punchline."
2 "Now was it E, A then D, or E, D then A? Damn!"
Birthday Boy
1 Listen to the track.
2 Fire in the hole!
3 A discovery.
Blade - Trinity dts
1 Blade struts his stuff
2 Just dropping in
3 Can I get some buttons here?
4 Another one bites the dust
5 What do you mean you didn't like Van Wilder?
Bless This House - Series 1 Pa...
1 the good old ad caps
Blue Crush (2002)
1 Going that way. Really fast.
2 The sign says it all. Waves hurt.
3 "...and I still write my name on my wave."
4 Layne Beachley practices for Academy Awards night.
5 Behind you! Behind you!!!!
Born Free
1 Cute
Boys from the Blackstuff
1 Look at what that guy over there is wearing!
Breakdown
1 Pick the yuppy 4x4.
2 Help me honey, this bonnet is getting heavy.
3 Hmm, hard to tell, always in motion is the future.
4 Freeway sure is busy this morning.
5 Bunji rope? What do you mean Bunji rope?
Bridget Jones 2 - The Edge Of ...
1 The front is day.
2 Is there ever too much Hugh Grant? Nein!!!
3 Twinkle twinkle little star, hope I wore a decent bra.
4 Their first child was name Hugh Jass.
5 Charlies best-be-forgotten Angels.
6 The purple people eaters - it's subliminal.
Cabin Fever
1 "Damn. The prom is tomorrow. I'll never fix my hair in time."
2 "So. Is that your car all covered in blood and shit? yeah? Alright then. Cool."
3 "Hi. I live in this review. Wanna smell my shoes?"
4 Ever wondered how the 'Philips Head' screw driver got its name? Ask Philip.
Car Wash
1 Why we should all forget the '70s ever existed...
Carry on Nurse
1 Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, fnarr-fnarr, ooh-err crikey missus, etc.
Carry on Sergeant
1 Britain's front line of defence. It's amazing they won the war, really.
2 Training for the old "smash your nuts on the enemy's neck" trick.
Cast Away (Rental)
1 Here's one we prepared earlier
2 The traffic outside was unbearable.
Catch Me if You Can (Rental) dts
1 It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it...
2 Oh the humanity!
Cecil B. Demented
1 Where's Antonio when you need him?
2 More fun than a livestock mutilation!
Chaka Khan - Live at Roxy Thea...
1 Is my hair too big?
Charlie's Angels - Full Thrott...
1 Strutting their stuff, and they know that "You can't touch this!"
2 Sharp, sexy and smashed.
3 Taking full "advantage" of the widescreen frame...
4 C'mon Joey, if you don't help the lady out, Chandler will.
5 An African-American Bosley? Somehow it works...
6 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle - they're gonna blow you away!
Child's Play 2
1 "Don't f#@k with the Chuck."
City By the Sea
1 Bright lights, big city, not exactly by the sea.
2 Gina (Eliza Dushku) listens to Joey make his excuses.
3 Nothing worse than waking up to find a Spyder on your bed.
4 Vincent (De Niro) realises things just got much, much worse...
Closer
1 Art these days... with its mind control powers!
2 "Oh, my. That pink hair does wonders for your complexion!"
3 - "You okey?"
- "Oh, jolly. Just bit my lip is all."
4 Double the Natalie Portman; double the fun!
5 Jude Law sparks a striking resemblance to none other than our favourite chef, Jamie Oliver!
Coffee Crazy: SE
1 Loopy Luigi Lupi and his latté art.
2 The worlds worst coffee?
Cool Hand Luke
1 What we've got here... is failure to communicate!
Corvette - America's First Spo...
1 MMMmmm, shiny!
Courage Under Fire
1 Lou Diamond Phillips has a secret
2 Matt Damon has an even bigger secret
3 Meg Ryan is in deep trouble
4 Denzel Washington has to find out the hard truth.
Crackerjack
1 Like a tiger!
2 The boys are back in town...
3 The buns are better at Cracker Jacks...
4 A Crackerjack menu...
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
1 Traffic is bad, let's take the river road.
2 skim rocks? Skim ourselves instead.
3 This coffee tastes like mud! Serenity now!
4 Damn those beans. Potent.
5 Hoowee!!! Who's bean eating beans out on the lake.
Cyndi Lauper - 12 Deadly Cyns....
1 AGH! Cartman in the buff!
2 Punkish sneer? Check...
Dante's Peak: SE dts
1 Dirty water, shaken not stirred, naturally
2 Hmm, just as I suspected, a rock! That evil Dr. Erupto must be behind this!
Dawn of the Dead - DC (2004)
1 Someone wasn't happy they missed breakfast.
2 The school bus of the apocalypse.
3 "Let's get down with the sickness."
4 Serious end-of-days zombie action!
5 A serious blood-bath.
Death to Smoochy
1 Robin Williams dresses down for a change...
2 'C' is for 'co...', oh.
3 Catherine Keener lets Smoochy's critics know what she thinks of their opinions...
4 Not purple, fuschia - really...
5 Dickhead meets smackheads...
Deep Blue Sea
1 Samuel L. Jackson
2 Saffron Burrows as the mad scientist.
3 Jaws, with a smarter brain.
Die Another Day: SE dts
1 Sorry old chap, but I'm not going anywhere without Wilson...
2 Ice to see you, swanna bonk?
3 Torvill & Dean get with the Noughties...
4 Pah, it's been done...
5 The menu, shaken not stirred - of course.
Dinosaur
1 Come with me if you want to live.
2 Realistic looking fur - finally.
3 Do you come here often
4 Hello there Mr Raptor
Disco Never Looked So Good
1 Collette, now appearing behind a checkout near you.
Doctor Who - The Aztecs
1 "Don't look now, but I think there's a dead chicken in your hair."
Doctor Who - The Talons of Wen...
1 "Elementary my dear...Leela?"
2 "I think I'll have the sweet and sour rodent and a large fried rice, thanks."
3 "I don't know about you, but I'll be having words with my stylist."
Dog Soldiers
1 "Oi, lads, anyone for sausages?"
2 "Hi, I'm Frank, and behind me is Steve. We like horse-riding, rollerblading, dancing, and ripping peoples heads off. Call us now."
Doing Hard Time
1 The Insta-Photo-Mater 5000.
2 48 hours 24 style.
3 Woah!! It's one of those behind-you mirrors.
4 I smell a fugazi!
5 I once caught a fish THIS BIG!!!
6 Whatya mean fiddy cent gap?
Donnie Darko
1 The experience begins...
2 Donnie at the world's most depressing bus stop.
3 The grass may be green, but the mood is dark...
4 Drew Barrymore as teacher Karen Pomeroy.
5 Donnie walks out of the strangest double bill in town.
6 "I can see Mt Doom from here..."
Double Team
1 Van Damme's head injuries were not a blessing to his acting.
2 The future is so dull yet I still wear shades.
3 Help, I'm stuck in the doorway.
4 The crispness of dvd really shines...
5 Mickey Rourke all beefed up.
Down With Love (Rental)
1 Hitting the hip, cool, far-out, groovy and boss places...
2 Now where would we be if not for yellow lines?
Dragons Lair (Interactive Vide...
1 The haunted castle sits lonely on the hill.
2 Dirk the Daring to the rescue.
3 Fancy a game of marbles?
4 Jedi Dirk and his lightsaber.
Drumline
1 Whip it! Whip it good!
2 And we have lift off!
3 Pretty simple to guess which stick goes where...
DVD Fireplace
1 Just add marshmallows
Earth Vs The Flying Saucers
1 Major Johnson let one rip after a spicy Indian curry with devastating results.
2 This is Christine Spiteri reporting for Nightline.
3 Colonel Adams loved to impersonate a chocolate Easter bunny with things got tense.
4 The Army unveils its high tech table soccer training facility.
Ed Wood: SE
1 Does my butt look big in this?
2 Pull the string!
3 Ed Wood - the menu...
Eddie Izzard - Dress to Kill
1 Too much make up?
Elephant
1 "Why are you crying?"
2 "I didn't know John had a dog!"
3 "Ohh... take a picture of me!"
4 ...background Beethoven...
5 "Oh, no no. I don't do outdoor nudity."
Empires - Egypt's Golden Empir...
1 Oh, yes, I know this one...they're the, umm...oh, damn.
Empires - Japan: Memoirs of a ...
1 3 Brm, 2 Bath. Double garage. First to see will buy.
2 Everyone pitched in to help find Yukio's contact lens
Empires - The Roman Empire
1 "Hey Biggus, who's this Russell Crowe fellow then?"
2 "I hate camping!"
Enter the Dragon
1 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
2 Do you hear what he said about your fro bro?
3 Jackie Chan. The 2 second stooge.
4 Wheel of Fortune Cookie!
Erasure - Hits! The Videos
1 Set 'em up, bartender!
2 A rare glimpse of Vince Clarke's audition for the lead in Shrek - the Musical.
Eric Clapton - Unplugged
1 A wide shot of the stage.
2 Eric Clapton, up close and digital.
3 Ting on the triangle.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotle... dts
1 Ice™ - bringing people together since creation.
2 You're the doc Doc.
3 Wearing lab coats ensures Lacuna workers aren't accidently covered in brains.
4 Can't caption... so beautiful!
5 Carrey preparing for his role in A Clockwork Orange: The Remake.
6 "...Meet me in Montauk..."
Evolution
1 The Butt Files: The Cheeks are out there.
2 Beware of the Dog.
3 The Three Amigos.
Family Guy - Season One
1 The gang's all here...
2 Seriously, who could resist?
3 Stewie does his block...
4 Shaken, not stirred - naturally.
5 Getting down with the Griffins...
Far From Heaven
1 Adopting the stylistic look of the 1950s
2 A stinker about to happen in the bathroom...
3 You mean I'm pregnant?
4 Far From Heaven
Faust
1 Amy Flower liked to make a grand entrance to the DVDnet office each morning.
2 This is me when I've finished writing a review.
Femme Fatale
1 "Give me the other half of my headphones or I'll reformat your mouth in 16:9"
2 Running away, done the ultra-stylish French way.
3 "If only I could find a sex shop..."
4 "Glurbbble blllb glug splubbl."
5 Shadow boxing as entertainment.
6 "Err, Laure - please tell me I didn't forget something when I got changed..."
Final Destination 2 dts
1 Log, log, log - it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
2 Why 25" subwoofers in cars are a bad idea.
3 Never entrust your car to Rammstein Transport Inc.
4 A brave attempt to get up to page 1470 of the new Stephen King novel before bedtime.
5 "Am I making myself CLEAR?? Oh, hang on, I am Clear."
6 This in-car drinking fountain perhaps needs a little refinement.
Finding Nemo dts
1 They call him Bruce...
2 Ooh, pretty!
3 Mine!
4 I have soiled myself... how embarrassing.
5 Righteous!
6 Aah ooh wah hee ha ho ho ho!
Fleetwood Mac-Rumours
1 I could have sworn this mic was up higher a minute ago.
2 No comment.
3 I made this guitar our of old floor boards.
4 "Woman brain, small like chicken".
Freddy vs. Jason
1 I'm like really scared ok!
2 The chicks dig me!
3 BOO!
Frida (Rental)
1 Kahlo's "The Broken Column" jumps to life...
2 There's a bit of Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas in everyone...
3 Let Technicolour rule!
4 Geoffrey Rush as controversial Trotsky
5 The Kahlo look-a-like - no one else coulda done it!
6 The doorway to Frida's life
Friends - The Complete Season ...
1 The famous title for the first time.
2 The soggy six.
Friends - The Complete Season ...
1 Mind your hand there Jen!
2 Oops!
Full Frontal
1 She's faking it - as if you can sleep on a plane!
2 Uh, not that type of massage...
3 Pippy Longstocking 25 years later...
4 "I spit on your film!"
Futurama Season 3
1 So THAT's what it was!
2 Just another generic crustacean...
3 Whoa, check out the cans!
4 Two eyes? Whoa, what a freak!
5 Wucka wucka wucka wucka...
6 Dance puny humans, or I will destroy you!
Gangs of New York dts
1 Bill the Butcher leads his gang into battle.
2 Our first glimpse of Jenny, through a Scorsese-friendly shattered blue glass window.
3 Amsterdam shows cinematographer Michael Ballhaus how subtle he is at the spying game.
4 "Alright, who threw that tomato? I'll 'ave ya."
5 "You see, Jenny? Open fireplaces are bad for the... I think I'll call it the Ozone Layer."
6
Garfield - The Movie
1 i feel like pizza tonight, like pizza tonight.
2 easy back there.
3 the strut.
4 These things will never sell.
5 consequences of a cat-apult.
George & Mildred - Complete Se...
1 "Your wig's on crooked."
Gettin' Square: CE
1 Do yous likes me mullet?
2 Great name for a boat!
3 We'll call him Bob!
Ghostbusters - CE
1 Do not talk in the Library
2 The Stay Puft Marshmallow man
3 Rick Moranis is the Key Master
4 We came, we saw, we kicked dvd ass.
Gilda
1 It's called the wonder woman. Hands out far and spin.
2 This is my boomstick.
Glam Rock - The DVD dts
1 Bass chicks ROOL!
2 It's Keith Partridge - SWOON!
3 From crayons to perfume to...
Gods and Generals
1 "The first rule of Fight Club is never speaketh about Fight Club."
2 "Rough night? I use Libra Tampons. They have wings or something."
3 "Hey! Someone invented a Porta-Loo!"
Goodbye Lenin!
1 Alex shooting his pilot for the German edition of 'A Current Affair'.
2 Half-statue of Vladimir Lenin floating past your window: $500,000
3 The realisation that communism isn't all its cracked up to be: Priceless
4 Sunset seems to always herald a time of reflection... Hmmm...
Gothika
1 Robert Downey Jr. doing his Al Pacino face.
2 Penelope Cruz; Parked car chaser.
3 Indiana Berry and the Raiders of the Lost Knife!
Gravion - Volume 1
1 STATUS CLITICAL!!!
2 BOUS, GROUSE!
3 Hey, who died?
4 Never let your hand towel touch water, good advice.
5 More BOUS than you can poke a stick at.
Grinspoon - 23 Hours of Waitin...
1 The very cool menu.
2 Rockin' out the Enmore Theatre.
Gungrave - Vol. 1: Beyond The ... dts
1 Taken down execution style...
2 "People look up. Things fall down. And when it rains, it pours."
3 That gun is telling me this guy means trouble.
4 It's hard to think that five minutes ago they were both riddled with bullets, lying on a sidewalk...
Happy Gilmore
1 Happy GIlmore polishes up his singing before the Wedding Singer
2 Carl Weathers as a retired boxer/golfer.
3 Jaws - Either has metal in his teeth or metal in his head.
4 Shooter and Happy square off
Harry Potter and the Chamber o...
1 Ooh, it's E.T.! Or is it Yoda? Umm, Gandhi?
2 Eat your heart out George Jetson!
3 A little light reading...
4 Harry Potter and the Menu of Secrets
Harvard Man
1 ...and I want a 'Flower Power' Barbie, and a little pink Beetle Bug for her to drive around in... and, and, and a pony, and...
Heart - Alive in Seattle dts
1 Looking good.
2 Who said Roseanne can't sing?
Heaven
1 Unspoken communication.
2 Philippa (Cate Blanchett) evades capture.
3 A moment of understanding.
Heavy Metal - CE
1 Wipe off 5!
2 Hey, whizz fizz!
3 Umm!
Hellboy - The DC
1 Hey! Hey! They're Playing our Song!
2 Ready for a Fight: Kroenen the Clockwork Villain
3 Beauty and the Beast
4 Rasputin and his Nazi Gang Set their Trap.
5 Professor Broom and Abe Sapien
History of Football - The Beau...
1 Things go better with Coke!
Hook - CE
1 Hook by name, Hook by reputation
2 Julia Roberts plays tiny Tinkerbell
Hulk dts
1 "Hi. My name's Bruce Banner and I'm a psycopath..."
2 But I like's a pounding ya'll.
3 You talkin to me?
4 The paparatzi was Hulk's constant companion.
5 "Puny human..."
6 I know there's a transformer in here somewhere...
I Heart Huckabees
1 Ah! My beautiful face!
2 A tree-planting ceremony in the middle of a carpark will always turn heads...
3 Don't worry, there's no sugar!!!
4 "Being a model can be so... emotional!"
5 Oh I'm a firefighter on a bicycle!
ICC World Cup Cricket 2003 - O...
1 Gilchrist's levitation act is really coming along.
2 "Hey, so glad you could make it."
3 The team that swept all before them...and then some.
Identity
1 "Does anyone know the way to the Scrubs set?"
2 "Alas, poor Yorick! Oh, hang on, wrong script... Alas, poor Nokia..."
3 "...and when I wiggle my fingers like this, you can only see it in the widescreen version..."
4 Amanda Peet finally reaches THAT note in Nessun Dorma.
5 "Ginny, if our relationship wasn't in Panavision I'd feel a lot closer to you right now."
6 "Meeting adjourned."
Illuminations - The Tea Party ... dts
1 "Jim Morrison? Never heard of him..."
2 "Look, aren't we carrying this crucifixion business too far...?"
3 A quiet moment of reflection.
Immortal Beloved
1 Beethoven assumes Bust Pose #4
2 One of Beethoven's admirers... but is she his Immortal Beloved?
3 Beethoven tries out the first Piano Walkman.
Insomnia (2002) (Rental)
1 "Exactly how long since you got some sleep, Al?"
Intolerable Cruelty dts
1 Yes, he brusha brusha brushas...
2 The moment Miles' eyes popped...
3 Portrait of an ass nailer.
4 Lust in an elevator...
Jack & Sarah
1 The penny drops...
Jerry Lee Lewis - and Friends
1 Yes, they were dancing in the street.
2 Some critics accused him of playing out of his arse.
Jerry Maguire: CE
1 The main menu (animated fish optional)
2 Renee Zellweger as Dorothy.
3 "Our movie is thiiiiis wide!"
4 "No! NO!!! Not the Dolby 'City' trailer again!!"
Joe's Apartment
1 Welcome to New York!
2 Careful, it's ruffled!
3 Oh no, the cockroaches are revolting...
4 A match made in...
Johnny English dts
1 Ah, so that's where my career went...
2 Suave, sophisticated, debonair, ugly as sin.
3 Suave, sophisticated, debonair, ugly as sin.
Jumpin' Jack Flash
1 Eww, there's that cat I ran over earlier on your head...
2 Attack of the Paper Shredder
3 What's worse - the glasses or the fact that she is playing with a Pokey doll?
Just Shoot Me - Seasons 1 & 2
1 "I'd like to thank the Academy."
2 The Blushing gang
3 Smile Maya!
4 Blush life
5 Just shooting
6 His Royal Finchness, the munchkin King
Keeping Up Appearances - The C...
1 The Bouquet residence, the lady of the house speaking!
2 Mind that pedestiran dear!
Kenny Rogers - Live By Request dts
1 Oh my God!
Kill Bill - Vol. 1 dts
1 So many anonymous henchmen, so little time...
2 Welcome to the snow dome...
3 Sigh. You just can't steal classy wheels these days...
4 Lucy Liu's looking a little drawn...
5 Ooh, it's Matron Conniving-Bitch. Sneak, sneak...
Knight Rider - Season 1
1 Michael Knight - Moonwalker!
2 Darryl Sommers impersonator?
3 A Shady Character
4 K.I.T.T. - Knight Industries Two Thousand
5 K.I.T.T. + K.A.R.R. = C.H.I.C.K.E.N.
Kolya
1 Ventriloquism - the forgotten art.
2 "On your bike, mate!"
Laputa: Castle in the Sky
1 A floating princess from the sky? What luck!?
2 Smile! You're at Mr Smilies!
3 The rooster of the future.
4 Argh, always with the flying tentacles!
5 Ohh... an underground star cave.
Law & Order - Criminal Intent ...
1 The modern day Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson
2 He's thinking..........
3 Criminal menu
Law & Order - SVU - Season 1
1 The obligatory team walking shot
2 Benson & Stabler
3 SVU menu
Lean On Me
1 Listen to me when I'm shouting at you!
Lilo & Stitch
1 Engage!
2 Blue punch buggy!
3 All that Stitching is making me atch!
4 Aloha Lilo & Stitch...
Little Black Book
1 Our film is just like Working Girl. You wish!
2 Stacey & Barb open pandora's box
3 Kibbie Kann Do!
4 Little Black menu
Living Free
1 Somebody push me!
Looney Tunes Back in Action
1 Shh! Don't say the name...
2 Exterminate or space demodulate?
3 Hello my baby, hello my darlin'!
4 Of course you know this means war...
5 Out to Munch...
Lovely & Amazing
1 Elizabeth (Emily Mortimer) and Michelle (Catherine Keener) try to make conversation at a Hollywood party.
Madonna - The Girlie Show
1 A beautiful Sydney Sunset
2 The menu screen
3 S&M = Silk masks and microphones.
4 A concert like no other.
Mafia!
1 You!!! Be cool!
2 Trust me, the soothers didn't work.
3 ...and then you whistle. I call it the pip squeak.
4 Isn't it adorable. A baby Saddam.
5 Now that's a spicy meatball.
Maid in Manhattan
1 Can you see the electricity?
2 Do you see what I see?
3 Beware of strange men in elevators...
4 Mirror, mirror on the wall, are there any features at all?
Mambo Italiano
1 You're what???????
2 Doctor.... I keep seeing flowers everywhere.
3 Oh my god mate, this shirt matches my sisters wallpaper.
Manchester United - Beyond the...
1 Becks!
2 Ryan Giggs
3 Roy Keane
Mask Of Zorro
1 Don Rafaelo Montero
2 Don Diego De La Vega
3 Alejandro Murrieta - Zorro
4 Antonio with the sleek look.
5 Elena - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Matthew Bournes Swan Lake
1 The young prince.
2 A night on the lake.
3 The swans come out...
4 The queen celebrates.
Midnight Express-Anniversary E...
1 Billy alone in the sanitarium.
2 Randy Quaid being stabbed in the arse as an act of revenge by a fellow prisoner.
3 Billy Hayes being arrested after the discovery of hashish strapped to him belly. The guards believe it may be explosives.
Mighty Joe Young
1 Relax! Unwind! Go hunting.
2 The thermometer is cold!!! it's frikkin freezing.
3 You're right, waxing could get expensive.
4 a South African beauty.
5 A North American hooty.
Monk - Season 1
1 No, I'm not the guy from Men In Black.
2 No, I'm not the principal from Ferrie Beullers Day Off
3 No, I'm not afraid of getting a tan.
Monsters, Inc. dts
1 Do you sell contact lenses?
2 Get this thing off me...
3 Oh my, Toy Story 3 on DVD?!
Moonlight Mile
1 Joe (Jake Gyllenhaal) pauses for thought.
2 Bertie (Ellen Pompeo) lives up to the US Postal Service's rain, hail or shine policy.
3 Dinner with Ben and Jojo.
4 Jake Gyllenhaal and Dustin Hoffman put in an early challenge for the 2003 DVDnet stare-out contest.
5 Bertie and Joe.
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
1 It is a time of bad scripts and useless sequels.
2 Shao Khan with a bad case of skinus-missingus.
3 Smoke makes an apperance.
4 Smile, you're on mortal camera.
5 Motaro a Sagitarius?
Moulin Rouge - SE dts
1 Lavish sets aplenty
2 Let's set the scene
3 Better the Fairy you know!
4 Ok, now cough.
5 The bad ass chicks of the Moulin Rouge
6 The story begins!
Mudvayne - L(ive) D(osage) 50 ...
1 Scary!
Muppet Treasure Island: SE
1 She'll be apples...
2 The rich halfwit son of a shipbuilder consults Mr. Bimbo...
3 Waldorf and Statler reduced to figureheads...
4 Captain Smollett: Raging volcano...
5 Long John Silver and Polly the, erm, lobster...
Music in High Places - Goo Goo... dts
1 So purrrty
2 "I thought you were driving?!?"
3 Music in High Places
Mutiny on the Bounty
1 "Mr Christian! Why is this man wearing stripes with stripes?"
2 The crew had resorted to using innovative forms of bait.
3 Don't you just hate it when you spot someone else wearing the same outfit?
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
1 Your personal Greek statue.
2 Ee-yun!!!
3 You may now kiss the meringue...
4 My Big Fat Greek Menu.
My Giant
1 And the Oscar goes to...
2 What's the big deal? My head is normally this high anyway.
3 Wow! Now that's tall!
Neighbours - The Music
1 Who'd have thought she'd become a sex symbol?
Nine Queens
1 "Listen mate, who are you calling a queen?"
2 "You'd look like me if you had to read my squashed subtitles this fast."
3 "Sorry, but I have to return this suit to the Men In Black"
4 "You posted what with that amount of postage?"
Norah Jones And The Handsome B...
1 Norah Jones...
2 and The Handsome Band.
3 Lost in the moment.
4 Dolly lends her big set of um...lungs for a tune.
Nothing to Lose
1 "Now, tell us again how much you liked the movie..."
NYPD Blue - Season 2
1 David Caruso departs the 15th squad for the last time.
2 Jimmy Smits makes his debut.
Ocean's Twelve
1 We're getting paid how much?
2 *Sigh* They're called Boobs Andy!
3 Better out than in I say!
4 Any room for me in this flick?
Oklahoma!
1 Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.
2 Why I do declare you have the shadow of a prop guy on your dress!
Once Upon A Time In China - Sp...
1 The Sword of Death!
2 Jet Li going for his Hunter S. Thompson look.
3 Looks like they've employed Jesus as stunt co-ordinator.
4 Those crazy Americans!
One Hour Photo (Rental)
1 A bad day in photoland.
One Perfect Day
1 One Perfect DVD Menu
2 You spin me right round...
3 "All you have to do is listen."
4 C'mon, up the anti... make it a... *gulp*... TOUCHDOWN!
5 Leeanna Walsman looks terrified as she realises that 'Tidy' actually stood for 'Tiny'...
Only Fools and Horses - The Co...
1 "It'll ride up with wear."
2 Another action-packed Saturday night!
Out of Reach
1 Cough please
2 Passing out of the only defence against this movie
3 Shoot me...please
4 Is it Art?
5 Finally, I'm out of this movie
6 The props department ran out of black jackets.
Party Mix
1 Dazza is a spunk rat!
2 Yes, it's that bloody song again...
Patch Adams - CE
1 Patch comes to a patient as an angel
2 Patch and his love interest
3 The Spaghetti pool.
Paul Simon - Graceland
1 Chevy Chase in his younger days.
2 Paul Simon, once married to Carrie Fisher.
3 I once caught a fish this big.
4 Paul Simon fiddling with his mixer.
Pet Shop Boys - Pop Art
1 West End Boys, or How To Be Inconspicuous At A Railway Station
2 One of the pop art menus
3 You'd be grumpy too if you were covered in 3D spikes...
4 Sir Ian "Gandalf" McKellen in one of his great roles...
Petula Clark - This is My Song
1 Hey, don't laugh - Christmas cracker dresses are coming back...
Pink Floyd - Live at Pompeii: ...
1 Who's Floyd? And why is he pink? Oh, pink pink.
2 Whaoh, I got this..like..light thing growing outta my head! Good shit man!
3 Floyd test the Pompeii sewage system together.
Pirates of the Caribbean - CE dts
1 I didn't buy any blood oranges?!?
2 Keira sees Johnny's pay cheque...
3 Hmmm, is this Edina or Patsy?
4 The downside of eating disorders...
5 Disc 1 in its anamorphically enhanced goodness...
Planet of the Apes: 35th Anniv... dts
1 "Who left the bloody taps on?"
2 The oldest site gag in the book.
3 "I have a note from my Mum."
Please Teacher! Volume 1 - Hot...
1 Yes, I'm the awkward one.
2 Yes. It's that kinda show...
3 Sailors. They've got one in every port.
4 The Japanese love their baths..
Point Break (Magna) dts
1 "Look, half of my Tank Girl costume is here already..."
2 The birth of The Matrix - version 1.0
3 "Look, I'm so talented and can pull my "Speed" face on cue!"
4 I'm gonna break this effing remote in a minute...
Porridge - Series Three
1 "Balls!"
2 Two nuts and a screw?
Powder
1 "C'mere boy! I need a cue ball for mah pool table!"
2 Powder suffered from severe static electricity when he wore gumboots.
3 Jeff Goldblum is a goose.
Pretty Woman: SE
1 "So what did happen with those gerbils?"
2 SNAP!
3 "This, ma'am, is called c-u-t-l-e-r-y"
4 "I feel pretty... Oh so pretty"
Princess Mononoke
1 Ashitaka: On a Mission from God
2 The Land of Mist and Fog
3 Elk and Tree Spirit, forever united.
4 Tree Spirit from the East
5 The Princess of Wolves is not happy...
6 O radiant Deer God, grant me but one wish?
Psycho - CE
1 Look into the mind of Norman Bates
2 The House of Horrors
3 William H. Macy embarks on his last investigation
4 A cold and chilling murder
5 Norman Bates keeps an eye on things.
Pulp Fiction
1 What's in a suitcase?
2 I will strike down upon thee...
3 Mia Wallace at the Jack Rabbit slims
Punch-Drunk Love
1 Lena (Emily Watson) and Barry (Adam Sandler) connect.
2 Barry goes shopping.
3 Barry and Lena narrowly avoid getting hit by a Blu-Ray laser prototype.
4 Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
5 This is what heaven looks like to frozen-meal-in-a-box fans.
6 The opening credits - at the end of the film.
Quantum Leap - Season 1
1 Leaping menu
2 Guys, it's always important to protect yourself when time traveling.
3 Sam & Al
4 The time traveling lone ranger in his white bodysuit
5 I'm in a real identity crisis here, Al!
R&B Never Looked So Good
1 Everybody spin!
Rage - The Video Link
1 Raging!
Raiders of the Lost Ark
1 Jones. Indiana Jones.
2 Oh no! It's the world's biggest Malteser!
3 Why is it it so?
4 Crack that whip...
5 It's only a model...
6 Ooh, it's a Pet Shop Boys video clip!
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Live a... dts
1 We said it looks like you could could do with a good feed!
Requiem for a Dream
1 hoochimama
2 preparing for the Hulk.
3 when the air conditioner fails, use the fridge.
4 "This human fly thing is making my head spin"
Resident Evil 2 - Apocalypse
1 Mmmmmmm, Milla!!!
2 Well! colour me tickled pink.
3 Let's see if he can worm his way out of this one.
4 The Toxic Avenger makes a cameo appearance.
5 Leelo Dallas multi-scars.
6 I am not a terrorist.
Richie Benaud's Greatest XI
1 What do you mean no Jonesy!?!
2 Even Jonesy can't believe it
3 Even Jonesy can't believe it
4 Jonesy waits outside the studio for the big announcement - it never came.
5 Even Jonesy can't believe it!
Ring 0 - Birthday
1 FLASHDANCE! Everyone wants to Flashdance! I can't stand it anymore!
2 They simply couldn't stand the thought of another Ray Martin Special.
Rocky
1 Rocky gets a once in a lifetime offer
2 The training begins
3 Rocky goes the distance.
Ronin
1 Robert De Niro prepares for the ambush
2 Jean Reno as cool as ever.
Rove '99
1 The gang.
2 Awwwww puppy breathe.
S1m0ne dts
1 "Viktor, THIS is the corner of the frame when we work in Panavision, okay?"
2 The computer-generated Simone gives "Blue Screen Of Death" a whole new meaning.
3 I Am Pig wows the critics at the premiere.
4 Coming this summer: "F0nz1e"
Samsara
1 Brush away the anger...
2 Like a postcard come to life...
3 A powerful and poised Pema
4 The entrance to a new and different world
Saw
1 Don't look at me I didn't do it
2 Damn! How can I get this onto my Ipod?
3 This is Big Brother...
4 Smile for the little birdy
5 Phantom of the opera this isn't!
Secretary
1 "Damn, that cardboard cutout of Mr Grey is creeping me out..."
2 "And next, we'll do the ears..."
3 "I'm Sophie Ellis-Bextor... err, I mean, I'm your secretary!"
4 "This one time, when I had the Invisible Woman for a secretary..."
5 Situation vacant.
Seven - SE dts
1 Ultra Violet and Ultra Violent
2 The killer strikes.
3 Avon calling.
4 Watching the detectives.
5 I could have sworn I dropped it here.
6 Three down, Four to go.
Sex With Strangers (Rental)
1 Couple number one.
2 Dressed for success.
3 Prowling the chat rooms for more swingers.
Shaun Of The Dead
1 Corrr, that's one juicy blister!
2 Would you like flies with that?!
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